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>Bitte lesen!!! DRINGEND!!! Weil es wieder nötig ist, leider!

>Ich wäre ja für die Einführung eines InternetzFührerscheins,

aber Fußgänger und Radfahrer müssen ja
Ihre Kenntnis der Verkehrszeichen,
von der StVO gar nicht zu sprechen,
auch nicht nachweisen!

Aber jeder sollte bitte diese Seite:
einmal im Leben von oben bis unten lesen!

Und immer, bevor wir etwas weiterleiten, dort in der Hoaxliste nachschauen, BITTE!!!

In Liebe!


PS: Hier was Billy Connolly zum Thema zu sagen hat:

Hello, my name is Billy and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Scotland with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show.

And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send “his” email, $1000? How stupid are we?

Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I’ll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day! What a bunch of bullsh*t.

Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by St Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour.F*ck ’em!!

If you’re going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I’ve seen all the “send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being” forwards about 90 times. I don’t f*cking care.

Show a little intelligence and think about what you’re actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it’s our own unpopularity. The point being?
If you get some chain letter that’s threatening to leave you sh*gless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it’s funny, send it on.

Don’t pi*s people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he’ll receive if you forward this email.

Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.

Have a nice day!

Billy Connolly

P.S: Send me 15 bucks and then f*ck off


This public service –

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>Stell dich mitten in den Regen


Nach dem Gedicht *Versuch es* von Wolfgang Borchert. Vertont 1972 von der DDR-Gruppe Bayon. Erhältlich im Soundtrack zu dem Film *Das Leben der anderen* Text: Stell dich mitten in den Regen, glaub an seinen Tropfensegen spinn dich in das Rauschen ein und versuche gut zu sein! Stell dich mitten in den Wind, glaub an ihn und sei ein Kind lass den Sturm in dich hinein und versuche gut zu sein! Stell dich mitten in das Feuer, liebe dieses Ungeheuer in des Herzens rotem Wein und versuche gut zu sein!

English (thx to grkameeni420)

place yourself in the middle of the rain
believe in the blessing of its drops
spin yourself in its whirring
and try to be good

place yourself in the middle of the wind
believe in it and be a child
let the storm come into you
and try to be good

place yourself in the middle of the fire
believe in its monstrosity
in the red wine of the heart
and try to be good